Cruz Doesn’t Want All the Votes – He’s Smarter Than That
I hate those billboards that say “Think outdoor advertising doesn’t work? It just did!” What they mean is that you looked at it, but that’s not working. That’s just reading comprehension. Unless the...
View Article45-Year Old Cocks Head to Side Like Confused Puppy After Reading Rants of...
I read all three essays: the 25-year-old who wrote an open letter to her CEO, prompting a 29-year-old to write an open letter to snake people* like that 25-year-old, and the 36-year-old responding to...
View ArticleI Am Not Your Female-In-Character Assistant
Last night, as a friend and I sat greeting people coming to an event we were helping organize at the United Way building (where any nonprofit can rent a room for a function), a man approached. White,...
View ArticleOh Beto, Don’t Take Your Love to Town. Or Iowa.
He should run for President! He’s in Iowa! There he is at the airport with Ted Cruz! Maybe he can go solve things in Syria or North Korea! Hang on. Just chill, everyone else. Hands off. Beto, we need...
View ArticleTen Tips for Filming at Protests
Many times over the years, I have operated as a legal observer at protests. These days, this often means being a person documenting events on video. Legal observers in theory should be treated...
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